Compatibility by Chinese horoscope: Monkey + Rabbit

You are the loud headline, and the Rabbit is the fine print at the end of a contract. At first, you are drawn to its mystery and taste, while the Rabbit is entertained by your one-man show. But very soon, you start to scare it. Your brash way of solving issues, noisy friends, and cruel jokes create profound anxiety in the Rabbit and a strong desire to hide under the couch. You don't notice how you wound it with cynicism, while the Rabbit silently gathers resentments until it slams the door forever. In bed, it needs tenderness, prolonged foreplay, and aesthetics, while you crave drive and shifting scenery; you risk coming off as harsh, even if unintentionally. In work, it's a complex alliance: you generate crises, while the Rabbit panics at them. You are the gas, and it’s the brake. For this to work, you need to lower the volume by 50% and never make jokes about its fears. Otherwise, you'll find yourself alone, wondering where your partner went.