Zodiac sign: Aquarius + Scorpio

A collision between an immovable object and an unstoppable force of indifference. Scorpio wants to surgically extract your soul and lock it in a safe, while you see relationships as a subscription that can be canceled if the terms change. Conflicts usually start when you accidentally mention an ex or forget to respond to a message for six hours. Scorpio interprets this as a betrayal of cosmic proportions and prepares a revenge plan while you obliviously watch a documentary about space. The sexual chemistry is a strange mix of interrogation and charm; they demand a depth that gives you claustrophobia, but your aloofness simultaneously frustrates and excites them. At work, it's a nightmare without steel boundaries: Scorpio tries to control every step, while you rebel just on principle to prove you belong to no one. This is a complicated union, full of misunderstandings and hidden power struggles. If you want to keep the pair, you must verbally affirm your loyalty every day, even if it seems like excessive nonsense to your logical mind.