Chinese zodiac: Snake + Horse

This is a union of two speeds that are almost impossible to synchronize. The Snake hypnotizes with its calmness and depth, while the Horse bursts into life with a crash, sweeping away the carefully laid nets. At first, this contrast seems like a perfect balance: one plans, the other acts. But soon the Snake starts to suffocate from the chaotic movements of its partner, and the Horse begins to thrash about in convulsions, struggling against the attempts to put a leash on it. You wear each other out trying to change each other’s defaults: the Snake wants to lock the doors and enjoy intimacy, while the Horse breaks the window to escape to a party. In conflicts, you speak different languages: the Snake is silent, accumulating venom, waiting for the moment for one precise strike, while the Horse simply brays loudly, causes a ruckus, and five minutes later forgets the reason for the quarrel, which infuriates the Snake even more. In bed, passion ignites instantly, but the Horse needs a sprint and drive, while the Snake craves tantric immersion and control. In business, the Horse is a great 'salesperson' as long as the Snake keeps it away from strategy and the cash register. To avoid each other’s destruction, the Snake needs to loosen its grip, and the Horse needs to learn to come home on time.