Chinese zodiac: Ox + Dragon

A collision of two egos of incredible scale. The Dragon is used to being applauded just for entering the room, but the Ox is the only spectator who doesn't clap, instead watching skeptically at their watch. You're drawn to each other due to a sense of inner power, but the struggle for leadership begins right at the coffee ordering stage. The Dragon generates grandiose, unrealistic plans, while the Ox instantly grounds them, pointing out factual errors. For the Dragon, this is a blow to their ego; for the Ox, it's common sense. Arguments here are loud: the Dragon breathes fire and throws tantrums, while the Ox simply digs in its horns and waits for the hysteria to fade. Sex is a high-stakes sport, a competition in endurance, but often lacks emotional intimacy. In business, you'll be clawing at each other's throats for the right to sign. The only chance for success is to divide the spheres of influence so your orbits don’t intersect: the Dragon is responsible for the beautiful image, and the Ox for actual production.