Chinese zodiac: Monkey + Monkey

It's like looking in a mirror and seeing your own smirk: you understand each other's motives even before a word is spoken. The attraction is narcissistic - finally a partner who gets the joke on the fly, but therein lies the trap of endless competition. Your life turns into a sitcom where each tries to outsmart the other; you spend the evening proving your point on a trivial geographical fact instead of just having dinner. In the bedroom, it’s a theater for two actors with costumes and role models, but you rarely take off the masks to show real vulnerability – it's scary that your partner might exploit your weaknesses against you. In business, you excel in brainstorming but are horrible in routine: you'll sell each other air, yet forget to pay the office rent. For this couple to last, you need to declare a truce: agree that inside the home, you stop playing and just exist, setting aside the desire to have the last word.